The video also includes this exchange:
Customer: "And what are these used for?"Oh, those crazy Texans.
Employee: "Well these are actually, uhm, these are butt plugs."
Customer: "Butt plugs?"
Employee: "Mm hmm."
Customer: "And that's a 'demonstrator' as well?"
Employee: "No, these are just to go in the butt. . . . The anus is not defined as a sexual orifice by Texas law, so you can buy whatever you like to go there."
Narrator: "In case you're as confused as we are, here are a few of the rules: You can buy this [a dildo] as long as it's used for educational purposes. You can buy this [a vibrator] because generally a penis doesn't have a face or an animal attached to it. And you can buy this [a butt plug] because you can put anything up your butt as long as it isn't a penis."
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That was the best possible way to kick off a weekend.
Way more entertaining then that crusty old biddy Sue Johanson
educational models?
vibrating massagers?
anal plugs ok?
butt sex not?
this old woman knows a lot about sex, toys, and butt sex.
Texas is the armpit of the bible belt, but Houston has the most strip clubs per square mile in this state. Also a lot of head shops, places you go to buy pipes and accessories also carry educational models of wangs. They try to clump stoners and "hobbyists" together here. Basically what I am getting at is that less people here can read, and they like to drag black people behind trucks.
I live in Texas, and the only dildos I have ever seen are in Crawford when the president is on vacation
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