Monday, May 15, 2006

I am an interview champ

Interviewer: OK, you've described yourself, now tell me how would someone who has known you your whole life, like a best friend, describe you in a couple of words?

Me: Well, I think they'd say I'm funny, I'm honest, and that I'm really, really good looking, which refers back to number one.

Interviewer: (writes down the three things I listed) (pause) Haha, alright, that's a good one, I'll be laughing about that one all day.

While I like to think I'm funny, a 2L buddy of mine beat me out last week:

Interviewer: This job may require you to look at some pornography, are you comfortable with this?

2L: Yes, I think I am . . well, do you provide vasoline?


Frolics and Detours said...

A job looking at porn? That's awesome. How can I get a job like that?

Lyco said...

I don't even... know... how to respond....

trotskey said...

Yeah I know...I actually got a job where I will have to look at porn for this summer. Now, when I say something like "I look at porn like it's my job," I can take out the "like".