Tuesday, May 02, 2006

3 things you should know about me

1. I am INCREDIBLY good looking. Like, model good looking. Like, Derek Zoolander good looking.

2. I am, most likely, the smartest person you will ever meet.

3. Above all, I am modest. And humbled.


The Namby Pamby said...

you have upper level management written all over you.

Long said...

You also scream like a little girl when you see a bug despite the fact that you are 6'3" and 260 pounds.

Birdman said...

Someone hasn't seen Tre in a while. He's down to 235 at most. Really, really good-looking.

Tre! said...

Long - For the record, most of those bugs in Shitonus were prehistoric.

I'll check the scale at the gym today and let you guys know who guessed my weight. Winner gets a box of Kroger cookies (to be consumed by me, but it's still an honor).

Anonymous said...

4. You are a huge fucking douchebag