Monday, February 20, 2006

Smartest Man Alive

It's time to stop calling this guy a "sicko" or a "weirdo." Let's be honest, jealousy is just rearing it's ugly head and every husband in America is thinking "why didn't I think of that."

3 comments:

The Namby Pamby said...

One girl that I have talked to already is planning on drafting one for her future husband:

"If your beer belly protrudes past six inches..."

Could be trouble

Law-Rah said...

Yeah, because it turned out SO WELL for this guy and all!

penxv said...

Planning is for retards.

Spontaneous action is the most effective and efficient way to achieve desired ends.

i.e. I can't turn left with out bumping into some slut that can be easily convinced that I'm an astronaut and that NASA allows visitors on the trip.