Tuesday, February 21, 2006

On the Necessity of Crim Pro

Tre - "You know, if they just legalized drugs, this class would be completely fucking redundant."

Witness Protection 2L - "Yeah, and if they also enacted a straight ban on any sort of weapon."

Tre - "No, I'd make the argument that we should get rid of any sort of gun control as well, I guess the only thing we'd learn about would be child porn cases."

Witness Protection 2L - "Well, you could make an argument for completely legalizing that too."

Note: "Witness Protection 2L" was afforded this name in case someone from the government randomly hits our page. Nye informed me tonight (at the Marbury v. Madison Bowl-off, results to come) that we received a hit from a Google search for "How to give a good blowjob," so anything is possible.

7 comments:

Nye! said...

actually it was an MSN search, and it was for 'how to give an awesome blowjob.' we're the no. 4 hit actually. you know, because we're awesome.

Anonymous said...

So, which one of you is giving pointers in that area?

-Meaty

Nye! said...

not it.

Anonymous said...

why were you searching that nye?

Nye! said...

zach, if you're going to post anonymous comments, you might want to not do it when i'm sitting two rows behind you in Wills.

Birdman said...

Funny, funny. Another thing you might think is funny is that CNN now has a newspiece you can watch on its website about the Attorney Korman/Abdala rejection. Pretty funny how far this has gone.

Clever WoT said...

I had two spooky (a pun!) hits in the same week, one from cia.gov and one from Army Intelligence. Needless to say, it made me a touch paranoid.