Tuesday, February 14, 2006

I'm a Hustla

What to do if you're streetwise and you want everyone to know about it? Simple, broadcast it on your forehead.

A synopsis of a legit "breaking news" story on tonight's 9 News at 11:

2 suspects fled after robbing a local barbershop and shooting the shop's owner. The description of one of the suspects includes the tattoo "Bonafide Hustler" ACROSS HIS FOREHEAD (emphasis not added, the reporter on the news rolled her eyes and laughed as she said this).

Needless to say, the "police were familiar with this subject."

Idiot.

Note: More confusing is the Google Image Search results for "Bonafide Hustler." Whereas most images contain rapper's flexing to bolster street cred, you also get this image. Strange.

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