Monday, February 13, 2006

IM Conversation while watching "A Few Good Men" in class

Krez: pre-couch jumping days
Tre: I know, he was so dreamy
Krez: i can't even look at him without thinking "crazy gay scientologist"
Tre: i cant look at katie holmes and not think "sperm donor"
KRez: i think "turkey baster"
Tre: true, i guess they could suck tom cruise's sperm out of jay mohrs ass and pump it into katie
Tre: to keep up appearances

1 comment:

Kelly said...

I actually thought that this conversation from Sunday was better:

Tre: Hey can we sit around, smoke cigarettes, drink, and read the US Supreme Ct Reporters?

KRez: Oh yes. I'll read you some Justice Holmes.