Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Paging Dr. Mix-a-lot

It's a sad, sad day when you see this headline. I can't imagine being a doctor and having to say, "Sorry, fatass, you didn't get any medicine, why don't you try hitting the treadmill." I mean, first you have to ask someone with an enormous ass to drop trowel, then you have to suffer the indignity of telling them that there is no way in hell a tiny little needle makes it through that massive layer of fat. I'm so glad I'm in law school as opposed to med school.

I mean, at least this problem is all the way over in Ireland. It's a good thing that Americans aren't getting too fat or anything....doh.

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