Tuesday, November 29, 2005

"Not my knuckles, just my palms."

One of my classmates is complaining that her palms ache today. The general consensus around the lunch table is that this is somehow the fault of unusual Eastern European sex practices involving excessive squeezing. So, be cautious around those Hungarian girls.

UPDATE: WebMD lists possible causes as syphilis, pregnancy, or Kawasaki disease. Regrettably, riding motorcycles will not give you Kawasaki disease, though I understand that's a leading cause of pregnancy.

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