Tuesday, November 15, 2005

The bachelor in me

I love being married, but I have to admit -- sometimes when my wife is on call (and I therefore have to fend for myself for dinner) I have a very strong urge to go to the grocery store, buy a package of chocolate chip cookie dough, and just eat the entire thing in one sitting.

Speaking of being married -- and this has nothing to do with being married, I just needed a segue -- I think you have to be pretty ballsy to try this form of birth control. Tee hee. Ballsy.

Finally, a warning to all you budding socialists (read: tax-and-spend liberals) out there. I consider this to be the direct result of a government-run healthcare system.

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