Monday, October 03, 2005

New Job Posting

Title: Some job you really don't want

Location: The middle of f'ing nowhere

Pay: Negotiable, but most likely you get paid more for cleaning the ball pit at Chuck e Cheese

Requirements: Top 10%, Law Review, Moot Court, clerked for SC Justice a plus

If interested please submit cover letter, resume, writing sample, urine sample, complete family tree, and dental records for the last 5 years.

Thank you.

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