Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Fred Smoot can cover the whole world, but not his own ass

I had a coach in high school who liked to tell us that "women have ruined more athletes than drugs and alcohol combined." He was sort of crazy (he even had a lazy eye, and once threw his shoe at a player) so I didn't give it much thought, but maybe that theory explains the Minnesota Vikings' 1-3 start.

4 comments:

NYE! 1.0 said...

You got it all wrong. Bedowski said the women comment, and Conroy had twitchy eyes and shoe throwing issues.

Nye! said...

You're right, I'm getting too old and I'm getting my coaches confused. Regardless, is it possible that Randy Moss was actually a calming influence on the rest of the Viking team?

NYE! 1.0 said...

If by calming you mean distracting, then yes. He kept the spot like off the fact that daunte had only 1 good year and that was last year, and not on the fact that he has more career fumbles then he does starts. And with the way he is throwing now, it might be more career INTs then starts soon too.

NYE! 1.0 said...

It dawns on me that its clearly not smoots fault. I mean all this guy wanted to do was get a little ass. I personally blame the crew people that busted the lustful Vikings, I mean come on, that just tells me the uptight person that narced on them just needs to get laid. Who know, a little more open minded and it might have happened on smoots love cruise.