Sunday, July 10, 2005

That's enough with this political crap. This is what my asshole brothers and cousin did to my car. I've gotten it most of the way off now, two weeks later. Posted by Picasa

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow--they totally trespassed on your chattel.

Dirty Martini said...

Well - at least they didn't drug you (only with valium and wine), steal the keys to your car (which was parked right outside the law school), fill the car to the brim with ballons and confetti, post on every inch of inside windows with gay porn (facing the outside of course), stuff gay porn in every compartment/pocket where it would be found for months to come by unsuspecting car service people, wrap an inordinate amount of streamers around the car, and then tie a giant balloon cactus to the roof. I disclaim any knowledge...but SOMEONE might have done that to Apple Martini on her last birthday. Maybe. Just a rumor...

Apple Martini said...

yes, i am in therapy...

Dirty Martini said...

Well we, uh..I mean those awful people who did that to you, haven't trespassed on your chattel for at least a year - so you should be recovered by now.