Tuesday, May 17, 2005

A concession letter

Dear Tre,

I am writing to offer my concession of the position with Xomox Corporation for which we both recently interviewed. Congratulations on getting the job. I didn't fucking like them anyway.

Love,
Dad

P.S. - This means you're buying lunch whenever we golf this summer.

3 comments:

Tre! said...

I can't get any sense of emotion from this letter. I'm not sure that this really lives up to the spirit of our agreement. I guess I'll sum it up to your unwillingness to go the extra mile.... maybe Xomox saw that too.

Apple Martini said...

Congrats! You'll do a great job - just don't get caught blogging all day.
Sorry! Whatever, you don't really want a job anyway - way overrated!

Nye! said...

Which agreement was that? That the loser would blog a concession letter? I blogged a fucking concession letter, what more do you want from me? I'm sorry, it's hard to be funny right now having to carry the burden of being the highest-ranked person in our class to be unemployed, especially right in the midddle of finals.

And no, I have no idea if that is true. But it has to be close.